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Links to Static Pages things my mother taught me
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My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.
I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION -
"You bett...
michaelthompson.org
Hello World
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How the way people code "Hello World" varies depending on their age and job:
pre { font-face: "Courier New"; }
High School/Jr.High
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END
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www.gnu.org
Rules for Women
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Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Sunday ...
www.loadsofjokes.com
Cows
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"Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of ...
www.bruceelgort.com
Lawyer Jokes
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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer’s....
www.nolo.com
Jerry Lewis for Hire
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Hollywood agent with a diverse list of clients...
ricksaphire.com
Split Infinitives: It's Just Fine to Boldly Go
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If it sounds good to split, go ahead and do it.
George Bernard Shaw once complained to The Times of London about an overzealous editor with a wooden ear: "There is a pedant on y...
www.princeton.edu
unix confidential
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echo Mhbqnrnes Stbjr | tr [a-y] [b-z]
Porting from Win 16 to Win 32
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "bill...
www.programmersguild.org
THE PROGRAMMER'S QUICK GUIDE TO THE LANGUAGES
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"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder but when you do it blows away your whole leg."- Bjarne Stroustrup
YOUR PROGRAMMING TASK: To shoot yourself ...
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